Maid Marian for the Toothless Wonder

So..... At 5:30, they'll announce that the Thrashers are shipping Dany Heatley to the Sens in exchange for Maid Marian Hossa and a defenseman.

Whoa!!!!

Unfortunately, the staff of red and black hockey has to go to their paying job, so this is the best I can do right now. Unless someone wants to pay me to do this stuff like someone has done for net files, I'll have to maintain an actual job.

Now the Thrashers will have to deal with Maid Marian's escalating salary.

Did I miss something? When did the Thrashers re-sign Heatley? I thought he was still a RFA.

Either way.... this doesn't make any damn sense to me. Someone help me figure this out.


By the way, I'm still working on changing the way things look around here. Excuse my mess in the meantime.